the weeps

The state of being sad or depressed a couple days after smoking weed. Usually only lasts a few days

Hey man, Is Mike okay? He looked pretty sad yesterday
Yeah, It's just the weeps. It'll pass

by Rachel M(Brown Power) May 22, 2016

tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 12, 2009

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

weem

Originating from Salt Lake City high schools and especially popular in that area, "weem" describes a hot woman

Man, this party is full of weems!

by AltaSKI December 20, 2009

Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.

Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.

by Wrangler25 July 26, 2010

Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

Weeping Suckle

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow

Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.

by Eddie K May 12, 2008