Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.

Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!

by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011

weeekly

roty

Did you hear about roty weeekly?

by vivitron October 26, 2020

weedend

a weekend full of weed.

"How did your weedend go?"
"Man, it was crazzyy, I'm still recovering"

by ash-smash August 13, 2008

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Weegeeophobia

Fear of the one named "Weegee"

Guy: I totally shit my pants yesterday
Other Guy: Why?
Guy: Weegee popped out of my lunch box and stared at me
Other Guy: Do you have Weegeeophobia?
Guy: I guess so

by RyaTheNeko May 26, 2009

Weederpillar

1. A person who frequently mooches off of the weed supply of others/only comes around to hand out when/if weed will be present.
2. An explanation for the mysterious disappearance of parts of your marijuana plants.

"Hey guys! What happened to all my weed?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe a bug ate it..."
"Damn those motherfucking weederpillars!!!"

by Jezzebelle May 10, 2008

Flap Wedged Eagle

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013