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Weenis

Weenis originated with my Purple Pot Pipe. I was sitting there, stoned out of my mind, and I started saying, "I don't know what that has to do with education, but in my house, we call it a Wenis," for some strange reason. Well the next day I got the said pipe and I decided that since it was purple I would call it "Purple Wenis." But then people kept calling me gay so I changed the spelling so that it would not resemble the other word.

But also Weenis is It. It is everythign and nothing at the same time. This originated with my cousin saying "In my house we call it an...IT!" And so Weenis, you see, is just a small part of It. It encompasses all. Weenis is technically nothing and everything under the tyrannical rule of the Todd (a.k.a hITler.)
"Dude, where did Purple Weenis go?"

"Weenis!!!"
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Weenis

A weenis is not a penis nor is it the skin on your elbow!

It is a detachable part used to have fun!
the only people who really have weenises are ASHLEY ERIN AND JANIS!

Weenis can also be used as a derogaotry term for others who are un-cool.
2:DUDE YOUR A WEENIS!

1:OUR WEENISES WILL UNITE!
by YOU KNOW ! March 13, 2009
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Weenis

Weenis is not the skin on your elbow, it's not a penis either. Its that moving skin when you seperate your thumb and your index finger, you see this stretchy extra skin between your fingers, that extra skin is your weenis. Scientists couldn't come up with a name for it, so they called it the weenis. Tihs is the true meaning for weenis. Its in health books.
Ow! you cut my weenis, I can't move my thumb anymore!!!
by Dominizzle Fo' Shizzle January 17, 2006
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Toonis Weenis

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."
by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009
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weenis envy

The deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it's bigger than yours.
I'll never forget that day when my Mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, my weenis is bigger than yours". The weenis envy still hurts today.
by jadeywadey June 27, 2006
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Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.
"Weenis Clous Problems!"
by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011
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Weenis Mound

The area of fatty tissue surrounding the genitals of a male. Corresponds to "venus mound" in the female. This area can be exacerbated by extreme obesity.
Good God, is that man's weenis mound protruding from his sweatpants?
by OSCarR July 12, 2010
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