Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Facebook Weeding

The act of removing unnecessary friends from your facebook page.

Yeah, I was getting too many Farmville posts so I had to do some Facebook Weeding.

by gtto July 24, 2010

weeding out

Verb. When one "does" weed

I don't like it when grace starts weeding out.

by JK :] July 2, 2010

Wheedling

To suck cock for money

To buy new toys every month, Jes took to wheedling on a daily basis

by Hidden Cube February 10, 2006

Weeding

Smoking up

Got good stuff,let's go weeding

by tanzannia August 18, 2015

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 3, 2017