wee-wee

1. the penis

2. to urinate

Hey, stop staring at my wee-wee.

by Light Joker August 7, 2004

wee-wee

1. Urine
2. Infantile for a penis, typically
that of a canine.

Johnny-boy, don't touch that doggie's wee-wee.

by johnny-boy March 28, 2005

wee-wee

What little boys call their penis before they learn the actual name for it. Usually before puberty.

Random 6- year old: " I hurt my wee-wee!"

by Funkpopper May 8, 2012

wee-wee

A special kind of kiss, involving placing your lips against another's cheeck while verbally repeating the words "wee-wee-wee-wee..." This form of affection is usually reserved for those who you would esteem to be wee.

That does it, you're too wee. I'm going to have to wee-wee you! "wee-wee-wee-wee..."

by Mr. Wee Wee September 13, 2005

Wee-wee

A french term that means “pee.”

“J’ai besoin une toilette parce que je doit wee-wee.”
“I need to use the toilet because I must pee.”

by kenziepat June 24, 2019

wee wee hat

Nobody actually knows what a wee wee hat is. It could be a hat for your wee wee or a hat shaped like a wee wee.

Dave: Dude, did you see Mark's new wee wee hat?
Ted: But what is a wee wee hat? Is it a hat for your wee wee or a hat shaped like a wee wee?
Dave: I think we've already discussed this. *punches Ted*
Ted: Now I remember.
Dave: Good boy.

by Maddynchamp December 21, 2018

Wee Wee Slice

Wee Wee Slice

Or Piss Slice. When you have been given a bad deal.

£10 for postage? That's wee wee slice

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020