when someone grabs the waistband of your tighty-whities and lifts up, wedging the tighty-whities in between your butcheeks
by wedgie reciver July 23, 2008
Get the wedgiemug. An awesome prank to pull on nerds, achieved by grabbing the waistband of the victim’s underwear and lifting up with all your strength. This causes the undies to go up the nerd’s butt crack. Wedgies combine embarrassment and pain, with the exposure of the underwear and potentially butt cheeks as well as the pressure on the victim’s private parts.
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
One day I spotted this dorky guy having trouble opening his locker. I hadn’t messed with any nerds today, so I figured this was my chance. This dude had on a collared shirt tucked into high-waisted pants, and I was pretty sure I knew what kind of underwear he was wearing. I snuck behind him and grabbed the waistband - sure enough, white Hanes briefs. I yanked as hard as I could, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Everyone in the hallway was watching, and some of them started laughing. “Still in tighty-whities, huh?” I teased. The nerd begged me to let him go, but he didn’t stand a chance at escaping. I pulled harder, exposing the leg holes of his briefs. “Please stop! Owwww!” the dork whined, but I kept pulling. After lots of squealing, whimpering, and poor attempts at fighting back, I yanked his pants down, revealing his butt cheeks to the whole school. The nerd was crying by this point. To make matters worse for him, his undies had a big skidmark in the seat. I tore his shirt off so he was just in his tighty-whities, and I lifted him off the ground. That’s when the squeals got louder. What really completed the humiliation is when he cupped his hands to his crotch in a desperate attempt to hold his bladder, only to fail miserably, his undies flooding with wet, yellow piss. He’d definitely need some new Hanes. I left him on the ground, knowing that he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life. Never underestimate the power of a good wedgie.
by broncos502 March 14, 2022
Get the wedgiemug. So my friends andy and brad invited me over to brads house for the summer. his parents were away for the summer and left him with money and a ton of stuff. so of course we came over. for years they had always given me wedgies. they were some of the most painful experiences i can remember, but i knew not to fight back, i was too weak.so when i got there they immediatly tackled me and stripped off all my clothes except for my tighty whightys, and carried me to the backyard. they spit in my underwear and wedgied them up my butt. then they hung me up on the tree and got sum ducktape, and taped my feet together and strung my arms through the legholes of my undies. Then they taped bags of warm water on my hands and feet, then fed me tons of bottles of water, like ten bottles. they kicked my balls then left. two hour later i fell asleep. i woke up to andy peeing on me and i realized i was soaked cause i peed myself so many times while i slept. they were laughing and taking pictures i looked down and saw i was hard. every day they did this for a whole month, giving me twenty water bottles a day and feeding me meals, never letting me down so i always peed and crapped myself in the hanging wedgie. they also fed me laxitives twice a day so i crapped myself countless times. whenever i got hard they took pictures and kicked my balls hundred of times so i cried. this lasted two month.
by pathetickid November 15, 2010
Get the wedgiemug. by wedgie reciver December 28, 2005
Get the wedgiemug. a wedgie is a classic prank. aperson comes up behind a person wearing tighty whities and pulls up on the elastic band as hard as the giver can. wedgies are mainly given to males who wear tighty whities and can be done t wearers of boxers. there are many types of wedgies. when the underwear is pulled over the victims head and rests on the forhead is called an atomic wedgie. this one is usually done by two people pulling both sides of the underwear up called a mervin. when the victim is lifted up by his tighty whities and hung on something high so the victim is not touching the ground is called a hanging wedgie. the lifting of the front of the tighty whities and curshing the balls of the victim is called a melvin.
by craig 159 January 10, 2008
Get the wedgiemug. one time 2 of my friends were at my house and one went to the toliet and me and the other one was talking.we were so busy talking that the other one came up and gave me the biggest wedgie ever in my red briefs
by wedgie man August 13, 2007
Get the wedgiemug. the punishment for nerds, geeks, and the uncool given by someone cooler where their tighty whities are pulled up very high from behind while they are wearing them
by big boy111111111 April 21, 2006
Get the wedgiemug.