Search or enter website name

You are very bored and/or in hard contemplation with something. (take it easy, ok?)
The default lore text that is shown when no characters have been typed in the Address bar in Safari.
Safari is the default browser for Mac OS X.

Safari User: *Opens Safari*
Safari Address bar: "Search or enter website name"
Safari User: *Types: "Minecraft.net"*

by surviveandthrive December 28, 2018

Webslut

A woman of loose moral character whose sexual exploits are available for viewing on the internet.

Neoqlassical Art aka MrsApple originally rose to fame as a Webslut.

by pigexposer12 July 1, 2021

Webassign

Hell on Internet Earth. This assignment will slowly drain you of all sanity until you are reduced to a tiny fetal ball rocking back and forth in a little padded cell repeating over and over "oh no oh no oh no little red X please don't show up, please don't kill me!"

Joe: "What happened to Susan?"

Kate: *glancing down sadly* "she was taken away, Webassign got to her"

Joe: "Curse you webassign!"

by Charlotte12 October 20, 2010

Websense

Satan's personal intenet proxy

I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap

by Anonymous????????????????????? May 26, 2009

webassigny

Having characteristics of webassign. Synonyms include, but are not limited to; stupid, weird, annoying, evil, useless, lame.

Dude, this homework on webassign is so webassigny! I hate it!

Dude, I know. Our teacher is so webassigny too.

by jimbob-joebob-billybob-bobbob April 11, 2010

wbos

wbos meaning ‘won’t be on snap’ used when someones going to sleep or travelling with no wifi/data

sorry wbos
going to bed wbos

by spittingout September 14, 2020

Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010