weaves

what that girl be wearin

shoot, that girl be wearin weaves

by nAaLdEiXa February 4, 2003

Weave

Word used to claim for dodging something. Usually yelled out by someone telling the other they dodged their projectile.

*Girl throws ball at boy*
*Boy dodges ball*
Boy: Weave!

*Boy claims that he dodged the ball.

by Randomslangman March 1, 2015

Weave

Weave is hair extentions sewn into your real hair ranging from straw-like to madame tussauds quality. Black females tend to wear this and the odd mixed-race person.

Shaneese: yeah babe, i love your new weave.

Abigail: but its making me itch bare. Its jarrin

or

*in a fight Crystal grabs at Bianca's hair in an attempt to pull out her weave*

Bianca: Ey wha yoo touchin ma weave for yoo boom ba clat!?

by TheORIGINALAfghanHound October 11, 2011

Weave

One of the biggest abominations in the world.

Not all black women wear it( I in fact find it quite disgusting along with any sort of FAKE hair)

Worn by lazy people.

Used as a "protective styling" excuse

Embarrassing.

" Lets riot against all the weave, and fake hair in our WORLD...hoo-raah!

by I'mHuman April 10, 2015

WEAVE

Weave is for a BUNCH OF BALD HEAD ASS HOES THAT AINT GOT NO HAIR

Hi my name is Jenny and I wear weave cause ima bald bitch

by COOCHIEWANDA June 14, 2018

Weave

The worlds most snatchable item

Tim: wuz good Carrie

Carrie: PATRICIA SNATCHED MAH WEAVE
Tim: o dang

by The Spastic Alto July 4, 2018

weave

Fake herr hair mostly worn by African American females.

"Is that a new weave up on your head Tamika?"
"Ya, it only cost 99 cent too."

by K Slice November 21, 2004