wazzock

Idiot used in a fun way - I was told the word in the Mid 1960's by a man from Sheffield who claimed to have been using the word for years

Stop it You stupid Wazzock

wazzock by Bob Lawe June 17, 2008

Mike Wazowski 

A Mike Wazowski is when a girl/boy takes a selfie, but only feels as though it is relevant to put the corner of their face in the picture and not their whole face. Usually, only one eye is visible.

Boy 1: Have you seen Shane's new Facebook profile picture?
Boy 2: Yeah dude, he was doing a Mike Wazowski.

Mike Wazowski by Kattii December 29, 2015

wazzock

Mild insult, one who is foolish, one who has made an arse of themselves, one who is rather daft.

'person x is a pompous wazzock'

wazzock by Alex G March 14, 2003

Wazowskism 

The only true Religion, Mike Wazowski is the true God. Disrespecting him is unforgivable and will result in being banished to the Anti-Rice Barry Bee Benson.

Person1: Why is that bloke so majestic?
Person2: Oh that old lad? He’s part of the Wazowskism religion
Person1: He’s been immediately invited to crack open a cold one with me and the boys *tear rolls down cheek*

Wazowskism by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018

Wazzock

Pat Says it

(BBC Ghosts)

You Wazzock

Wazzock by ShortGayBitch September 3, 2021

Mike Wazowski Effect 

The phenomena in which people remember something a certain way but in reality it was never that way at all. Remember those memes mid 2020 where people would edit Mike Wozowski from Monsters Inc and give him two eyes instead of the one that he actually had. That meme became really popular, so much so that it was first image that would pop up when you would look up Mike Wozowski. This caused massive confusion, making Mike with one eye look unnatural.

Johnny: I thought Curious George had a tail, why doesn’t he have a tail?
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.

Mike Wazowski Effect by The Johnnyman March 1, 2021

Wazzcocked 

to be intoxicated or inebriated due to excessive drink or drugs, to be wasted, pissed, hammered, bolloxed, twatted

UK slang

I was totally wazzcocked last night

Sorry mum I'm a bit wazzcocked...

Let's go on the wazzcock this weekend.

He/she is a real wazzcocker!

Wazzcocked by Hanwhoop January 1, 2009