Waxed Candle

Having sex with a chick when she has her period. You pull out and you have blood on your cock. it looks like a waxed candle.

Penny and I were having sex while she had her period. When i pulled out i had blood all over my cock. It made it look like a waxed candle.

by mossyierlog August 8, 2012

Waxed Sack

A smoothly shaved scrotum.

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Waxed

Describes when someone gets beaten very badly in a game or competition.

Ron : You were beating everyone at cards

last night.

Don : You’re darn right. I waxed their asses!!!

by _•_•_•_•_•_•_ October 16, 2018

Waxed anti-semitic

The act of anyone suddenly crossing the line and going on a virulent anti-Semitic tirade.

Tim was having an ordinary conversation with Bob, but all of a sudden waxed anti-Semitic when Bob mentioned his support for Bernie Sanders.

by Indeeana Jooooones September 13, 2017

wazemed

'wazemed' is the new wrecked which was the new rolled which was the new burned- in other words, it is said when somebody loses status in front of their peers. It is generally accompanied by a hand gesture- the fist is displayed, the thumb and small finger are stuck out, and the fist is shook at the person for whom the 'wazemed' was intended.

Teacher: Why didn't you do the homework?
Student: There was none.
Teacher: Oh... crap.
Student: WAZEMED!

by John Gadsden September 1, 2005

Wazzed

To get screwed over by a slightly slimy cunt.

He stole that girl from Chucka, Chucka got wazzed.

Tottenham lost to Newcastle today, Newcastle wazzed them.

This girl was well into my friend until that right like wazz came along and wazzed him out of her.

Craig was going to score tonight until his brother's mate wazzed him.

by Peartree November 10, 2013

waved him off

A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.

Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008