Waxing the Cat 

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

Waxing the Cat by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

waxing your puppy 

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

waxing your puppy by patissweet September 8, 2005

Waxing gibbous 

The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.

Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous

Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man

Waxing gibbous by wittybanter1239 September 21, 2020

WAXing 

The act of taking weed, alcohol, and Xanax together in order to have a ridiculous night. WAX = weed, alcohol, xanax

Person 1: You crossfaded?
Person 2: Nah, I'm WAXing.

WAXing by XRated November 16, 2014

waxing 

to have sex; can refer to a status in a relationship in which there is sexual activity.

You know Billy's girlfriend? I'm waxing it.

waxing by Billy Blanks May 22, 2008

waxing the bean 

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

waxing the bean by hardpack May 20, 2005

Waxing loafer 

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

Waxing loafer by MineEng November 5, 2017