waterhard

When you wake up early in the morning with a hard, erect penis and you have to pee.

I woke up this morning with a waterhard. I waited for it to soften up so I could pee, but it just wouldn't go down. I couldn't take it any more so I peed in the bathtub. What a relief.

by Victor Vocab February 10, 2014

watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.

We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!

by RTGit November 27, 2010

waterbate

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.

"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."

by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015

Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.

Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010

Waterpark

Asian version of What The Fuck. After 7 generations of cursing, the Asian tongue has simplified this historical curse to its most basic pronunciation. Also see wadefak and defak.

A: Lol ur sister is wearing a thong
B: Waterpark?

by WhoamI?IamBartMan November 9, 2010

watercross

the greatest sport ever invented by mankind! Basically it started with the ever cool people who like to, while snomobiling in the winters, skip over open water. It evolved into the ever popular sport it is today. Generally you take a snowmobile...put about 5 grand into it...perhaps more, maybe less, take off the seat, and put some rope and a bouy on it, and push the throttle! It started off with just drags. 3 people race at a time, they must stay in their lanes, between the bouys...and first one to pass the finish line wins (same as any other race dumasses!). Theres different heats and as u win, you keep progressing into the semi-finals and finally the final race. Many classes are involved, depending on what size motor ur sled has. Today racers race in drag classes, oval classes (where 3 racers race 3 times around a set of bouys), and the ever-infamous jump class. for more information go to www.iwausa.org

Cool Guy 1: "dude u goin to the watercross race next weekend??"

Cool Guy 2: "hell yea dude! Lotta racin, lotta drinkin, lotta partyin!"

by heather March 24, 2004

Stupid Watergate

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

I can't believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does 'House of Cards' seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally "Stupid Watergate."

by Nostradumas January 4, 2018