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wasteland 

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.
She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.
wasteland by Mel May 13, 2005

Wastelander

A wastelander is a term used for anyone living on the US(rather Canadian) territory, inspired by a post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. According to those games, after a nuclear war current US territory would be a wasted land with no trees or pure water, inhabited by ghouls, mutants and chinks.
Why hello there wastelander, whatcha doin in our neck of the... well, what do you want?
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.
Wastelander by Cure-eeos. June 28, 2009

Littered tyrannical wasteland 

(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work
A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.

Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.

Karren wasteland 

A phrase used to describe a thread on the internet that has been overrun by members of the karen community typical themes include poor service and negative reviews that pander to other karens
Don't even bother going on the olive garden comments section place is a fuckin karren wasteland

Dirty Wastelander 

Mostly done in the ass, the male fucks the female from behind. The man grabs dirt and rocks and rubs it against her body. The female must start shitting on the males dick while the man puts rocks and dirt on the shit stains of his cock. Then goes into a 69 position, the man eats the girls shit and dirty ass while the woman sucks the shit rubbed and dirty cock.
Male 1: "Man what's the Dirty Wastelander"
Male 2: 'You don't want to fucking know"
*Male 2 is chewing shit, dirt and rocks*
Male 2: "but I'd recommend it"

wastemanship 

The degree of disorganisation, incompetence and overall idiocy in the way that someone conducts themselves or completes jobs/tasks.
"Can you believe the level of wastemanship that Shannon has to deal with when handling her colleagues?"

"The wastemanship displayed in this presentation is absolutely unprecedented...."
wastemanship by ryker331 December 16, 2021