wanka 

meaning dickhead and also what i called Glen Hallock and he had no clue what it meant as he classes it as British slang :)

you bloody wanka

wanka by H and im me October 2, 2011

wankarse 

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

wankarse by titwanker August 1, 2003

wankathon 

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

wankathon by sgzero August 2, 2007

wankalicious 

something that is so good it compares with masturbation.

"mmm this chicken is wankalicious"
"mmm I agree"
"that girl is so hot, she is wankalicious"

wankalicious by Wigga Joey C November 3, 2006

Wankalot (sir) 

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

Wankalot (sir) by jaffaw July 15, 2009

wankapheno 

a furiours wanker to quinto tarantino films on thursdays and fridays. but not sundays and mondays in which case they will be called - watch this space, check back regularry.

last night i spotted someboby wanking furioursly in the cinema to the new tarantino film and thought what day is it? is it a thursday or a friday oh he must be a wankapheno

wankapheno by the_glorious_bastards September 7, 2009

wankadiddiley 

a person that suffers from excessive thrapping off, or, wanking, is know to have 'wankadidley', a self inflicited disorder. This can lead to problems such as sore tip, baron bollocks syndrome, and excessive knob cheese.

" im on to my 9th tug of the day, i hope i dont have that 'wankadiddiley' everyone keeps banging on about"

wankadiddiley by tankatron April 14, 2010