wankalaump

A extremely ratchet, bigheaded, know everything person or creation.

Lucy is such a wankalaump.

by sexie_swagg June 29, 2014

wankabout

A short period of wandering bush life engaged in by an Australian aborigine as an occasional interruption of regular work...but with more jerking and less bush.

John was determined to go on wankabout but he was a cripple and his gear no longer worked, rendering the trip absolutely meaningless. The tour company paid for his return trip to Sydney

by HamboneFakenamington11 November 7, 2023

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

wanka

meaning dickhead and also what i called Glen Hallock and he had no clue what it meant as he classes it as British slang :)

you bloody wanka

by H and im me October 2, 2011

wankarse

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

by titwanker August 1, 2003

wankathon

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

by sgzero August 2, 2007

wankalicious

something that is so good it compares with masturbation.

"mmm this chicken is wankalicious"
"mmm I agree"
"that girl is so hot, she is wankalicious"

by Wigga Joey C November 3, 2006