1.When a woman is angry she has wanger. 2.When a man is angry with a woman for doing a stereotypical woman thing, he has wanger towards her.
1. Courtney has wanger because her cat peed all over her carpet. 2. Scott has wanger towards Courtney because she spent all his hard earned money on 2 martini lunches with her girlfriends.
by Scott Kane/Courtney Hunter May 24, 2006
When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.
Past-Tense: wung hung
Past-Tense: wung hung
by don mico June 08, 2006
The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
by JonJonB January 15, 2004
Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.
2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
We couldn't help but notice that Eduard was a real teeny wanger.
After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.
After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.
by huffnagel1 January 10, 2006
I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.
by Lionel Matson March 20, 2008
by Cheesy cheddar December 09, 2013