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Wanger

A shot in 5-a-side football that’s taken from close range, yet hit unnecessarily hard.
“I haven’t got my gloves tonight lads, so no wangers from 5 yards out please!”
by AA Ron October 5, 2024
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wanger

Man im too fucking high off this wanger
by kam2323 October 11, 2024
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Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung
Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.
by don mico June 11, 2006
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wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.
look at that kid. He is a wanger chop
by billybob July 6, 2003
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wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.
"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"
by matt December 2, 2003
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wanger chop

boy, ur momma sure is a wanger chop
by up urs, jive turkey July 2, 2003
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Wanger Pie

coloquial geordi for...'not very good man!!'
"why ai man, that club is wanger pie like".
or
"look man, that fat lass been eating a lot of wanger pie!"
or
"thats wanger"!
by Harry-French Massive April 21, 2004
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