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wangers

The sexual bond between to people/things that can either be good or bad.
by Super Jax September 19, 2005
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wangers

describes person of great interlect and athletic ability. Also used to descrbe person who is good looking and has great personality.see also wangas
"oh wow! there's wangers, let's go and make love with him"
by wangas October 15, 2004
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Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung
Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.
by don mico June 11, 2006
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Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
by JonJonB January 15, 2004
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Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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Teeny Wanger

a male having less than the legal limit of genitalia in his britches.
We couldn't help but notice that Eduard was a real teeny wanger.

After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.
by huffnagel1 January 9, 2006
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biggerous wangerous

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.
I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.
by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008
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