wallpaper tv

When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)

person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

wallpaper wednesday

or WW

It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.

A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday

by Kasp6672 December 18, 2013

Pittsburgh Wallpaper

Stapled, taped or glued beer case packaging on walls to cover up clandestine crime/embarrassing seans, like, but not limited to: bullet holes, blood stains, cum stains and meth-lab remnants.

Sergio wants us to clean up the Pittsburgh Wallpaper left behind in unit 17.

Brittany and Berk, Pittsburgh Wallpapered their basement to keep questions down.

It didn't take long for the cops to teardown the Pittsburgh Wallpaper and find the slug.

by catwithbadbreath March 9, 2010

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010

Wallpaper

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.

I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.

by Char Plassen May 1, 2011

wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.

What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person

by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

Wallpaper Job

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.

The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.

by JustBCoz September 27, 2020