Waldron Tower

A place of intense bonding of friends. Waldron Tower has been known for its good floor parties and is sometimes confused with the Tower of London. Waldron has been known to harbour large amounts of awkward situations (see perez) as well as being known for large amounts of "floor cest"(see floor 10).

Some important facts that should be known about Waldron Tower is:

1.) Waldron has an amazing view from the top.
2.) Its better on the bottom.
3.) Milk chugging contests should only be attempted from the bottom three floors.
4.) Elevators should not be trusted.
5.) The matress is room 503 should NEVER be flipped.
6.) Century club parties SHOULD be held in room 719.
7.) If you are lucky enough to occupy room 205, you should attempt to make out with everyone in the building.

In closing it should be noted that Waldron Tower may be used as a pick up line. The term "Wheres Wally?" can often be used to great success whilst being inibriated.

Person 1: "Hey can you tell us where Waldron Tower is?"
Person 2: "Where's what?"
Person 1: "Where's Wally?!"
Person 2: "Oh its this way. Follow me"
Person 1: "Thanks. I love you. Do you want to make out?"

by Dr.Eichward August 30, 2008

Wade Robson

an ugly liar

A: Did you hear about that dude named Wade Robson?

B: Nah Fam, his name sounds ugly

by Prichael uwu March 13, 2019

Waldeck

The most swag lady killa you will ever meet, a trend setter of the times. Has a goofy playful personality, with an underlying heart of gold once you get to know them. Usually has dark hair, emerald green eyes with lots of tattoos and a nice six pack of abs. Outdoorsy type thats not afraid to take on mother nature. Dont piss off this one, they will fight to the death when protecting a loved one.

Check out Waldeck..that flow is on point with all the bitches

by RighteousSin August 27, 2019

Waldosia

A condition which you keep scanning faces In a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, as-if your brain is checking to see whether they’re still in your life, even though the thought of actually seeing them causes a familiar pit in your stomach to feel empty once more.

“She broke my heart , everywhere I go I just get Waldosia

by Moonxiight December 16, 2021

blair waldorf

The main character in the gossip girl books and series, played by actress Leighton Meester

"Did you watch GG last night"
"Yeah Blair Waldorf is sucha bitch but I love her"

by BNJames June 13, 2008

Jason Wade

The lead singer of an amazing (and underrated) band Lifehouse. An incredibly talented writer, composer & singer. While he was growing up he went on mission trips with his parents until they split up & he relocated to California with his mother where he began writing & playing guitar. He met a future band member, Sergio, of Lifehouse where they began playing at local churches. Thus, Lifehouse was created.

Unfortunately, his incredibly good-looking body, sexy hair, and amazing voice, is taken by Braeden Wade since 2003.

Also, he has confirmed that he is Christian, however, Lifehouse is not a Christian band.

Bryce: Have you ever seen a more talented person than Jason Wade?

Ricky: Nah, man, I think he even has a better voice than Jesus!

by FromWhereYouAre May 17, 2010

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009