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Wallpervert 

(Or Wallperv): Someone who on social networking sites (Facebook etc), routinely reads other people's discussions or comments, but leaves no trace of their intrusion into their victim's privacy. Usually, they then discuss this information with fellow wallpervs, having all undertaken the same activity. Normally in denile about their actions. Tool of the Facebook Stalker.
''Hey, did you Alicia's in town today?''
''No... How do you know?''
''Wallperv.''

''James is such a wallpervert...''
''I know man... Have you see that conversation he had with Johnny?''
''No, but Beth's fallen out with Hannele again!''
''OMG - Link!''
Wallpervert by Ebbtide August 5, 2009

re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel 

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.

Wallpapered 

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.
"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.
Wallpapered by Ashe Faelsdon May 11, 2010

wallpaper music 

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.
Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!
wallpaper music by pentozali March 2, 2009

Wallpaper 

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?
My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?
Wallpaper by Paul Newman February 7, 2004

waelphile 

A girl or woman who spends all of her free time day dreaming about or chasing after handsome Arab men.
Meg's on her way to Sundance to try and meet Kais Nashif--she's such a waelphile!
waelphile by Eletra Ariadne September 7, 2010