Walmart

A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department

Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)

by Harvey Brown February 5, 2010

Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.

Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.

by Douglass The First September 20, 2009

Walmart Woman

A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.

Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"

by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015

Walmart Feet

The type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as if they have been walking through Walmart without shoes on.

Friend 1: "Becky Sue lets her kids run through Walmart without any shoes on!"

Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."

by khobama April 1, 2009

Walmart table

A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)

Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)

by Gabe flete July 15, 2006

Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

waymark

GPS-based location that matches a descriptive category. The location is then described in context to that category. People create new waymarks to describe these locations. People visit existing waymark locations to see these locations in person.

When visiting Niagara Falls be sure to check for nearby waymarks which often show you other points of interest and tell you more details about them. These waymarks can greatly enhance your trip.

by The Blue Quasar February 21, 2010