Waddle wednesday 

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week

Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday by Kirby fan September 21, 2022

Waddle Dee

some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.

Waddle Dee walks down the street carelessly

Waddle Dee by Anonguyson March 19, 2023

shit-waddle 

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

shit-waddle by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

poop waddle 

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

poop waddle by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

neck waddle 

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

neck waddle by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

waddler 

A person whose obesity makes walking with a normal stride impossible, so that the person must wobble from side to side like a duck to go forward.

Did you see that waddler on the Maury Povich show this morning?

waddler by Tabitha Catherine July 1, 2004

Waddletron 

When an extremely fat woman waddles when walking.

Yo, greg check out that waddletron, she is so big.

Waddletron by St33l T03 October 11, 2007