widget

A small purple alien shapeshifter from the early 1990's tv show, "Widget the Wolrd Watcher"

Widget comes on too f'ing early in the morning!!

by Meg May 6, 2004

wadged

to be fucked up on multiple substances. having consumed 3 or more different illicit substances.

"Look at how wadged he is."

"That kid's a wadger."

"I was so wadgey last night."

"I'm getting wadged tonight."

by Emeasy November 3, 2007

wadge

Female bits

I like the wadge

by phread June 12, 2003

widget factory

(noun) An often derogatory term associated with a workplace philosophy where raw productivity is considered paramount.

In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Dave, your workplace isn't a widget factory--if you don't know how to charm your boss and get noticed, working your tail end off won't get you ahead.

by TexasBard June 28, 2017

skinny widget

A person who needs to go on a fat diet so they can have some meat on their bones, and not look like a world vision ad

I need to go on a fat diet so I can stop being such a skinny widget.

Why does everybody think Cameron Diaz is so hot? She looks like a skinny widget to me.

by Emma November 11, 2003

wadge

a small loosely compacted mass of material

Put a wadge of spinach (or bubble and squeak) on my plate.

by PdV March 15, 2004

Widget

A word to describe an undefinable situation

They didn't have a relationship and it wasn't just a friendship. It was more of a widget.

by Dallas's Widget January 13, 2011