Alan Velasquez

A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.

Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.

by Guerinpridewoo April 26, 2011

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Cj vlasto

You can park a bus between his teeth, he lives amung the moles and is an excellent digger with his sharp unorganized teeth, somehow managaged to make the jv soccer team as a third string goal keeper

Its a mole.. Its a frog... Its... Its... Cj vlasto

by The villages freshman class November 6, 2019

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Vlassios is a guy who is amazingly fun to be around and will always make you laugh. He is also one of the most caring guys that you will ever meet. He always tries his best to put the needs of those he cares about before his own and is always up for a good time. Someone that once you meet, you will never ever want to let go of.

Wow, he must be a Vlassios

by Aiyla February 3, 2010

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Vlasenica

Vlasenica is the greatest city in the world. It is rumored that the Kekistani Monarch are from there and that they fled there as the government of Vlasenica gave them political asylum after republic was formed only to return to when the time is right. KEKISTAN IS THE HEART OF VLASENICA

Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: A city on the balkans, you?
Person A: Paris, but which city though?
Person B: You probably never heard of it ..... Vlasenica
Person A: HOLY SHIT I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING I HAVE JUST TO BE FROM VLASENICA, YOU ARE SOOOO LUCKY YOLOOOOOOO

by Crimson_Syndicalist_36 April 29, 2019

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