Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

Veggie

Like a furry, but for plants

Now that you told me how to fuck plants I think I’m a veggie!

by The One and Only Danky March 10, 2020

veggie

a vegetarian person.

Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

veggie sex

Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.

He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.

by weak thought October 22, 2010

VeggieTales

A video and DVD-only show by the company Big Idea created for smaller children that teaches lessons such as Obedience and Thankfulness through stories from the Bible and also their own stories (still about God). All of the charcters are vegetables. There is one movie: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. Though the show is made for little kids, it is actually quite funny and the show and movie are great comedies.

Quote from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:
Motivational Tape- You are a skilled metalworker
Khalil the catepillar/worm- I am a skilled metalworker. Ah! I did not know that!

by Proud Nerd September 2, 2005

veggies

PLURAL OF wordVegetable/word

eat your veggies

by larstait October 28, 2003

veggie

a wedgie in a woman's jewels

Vagina + Wedgie = veggie

these pants are tight, they are giving me a veggie

by Seattle Goob May 4, 2008