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Vortex of wonder

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
Dude, my mind is a vortex of wonder...
by Blast-08 October 22, 2008
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Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.
I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole
by BeastMoge September 20, 2016
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vortex club

A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people
i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school
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Vortex of Fuck

When you get sucked into someone else's drama
My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.
by Rubymonster April 19, 2018
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Vortex of Doom

When a woman's vag eats part of their pants, only you wish that it hadn't. May also be used to describe butt cleavage.
Matt was scouting out some vortexes, suddenly he saw five vortexes of doom out of the corner of his eye. He feared for his eyesight so he left as quickly as he could while still drawing no attention to himself. He remembered what he had been told about these kinds of vortexes. "Alone, a vortex of doom is very weak, but when many attack you at once, they can be very dangerous. The problem is that when you try to look away, you end up looking at another one. It would be similar to burning you hand on something hot, but when you pull away you impale you hand on a rusty nail."
by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 10, 2010
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Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.
Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.
by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016
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vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.
by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017
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