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Valio Madre

Everthing's ruined
My parents arrived unexpectedly. Ya valio madre!
by Guerita1 April 14, 2009
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voloptuous

A body, typically female, that is curvy and thick in a pleasant way, but not at all concidered fat.
That girl is very voloptuous.
by sjkfirebird October 17, 2007
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Volvo

A brand of car that came out of Sweden. Probably one of the best cars to make into a sleeper, many have been modded to have over 400hp. Unlike most people think, modern Volvos are in fact very good looking and very fast for their price.
That Volvo owned that ricer in his Honda.
by Everruler January 1, 2007
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volvo

this is a tank in car clothings. can take all kinds of abuse, even sexualy. you can paint Go Al Quida in big white letters on the side and drive it at a US military patrole in iraq. it would only get a few dents. can also be used as a tractor, snow plow.
US soildier: oh shit its a volvo! i need artillery on my position!!!!!...run for your lives men!
by mean mother fucker July 21, 2008
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Veliofski

A MLG Player pro at COD
God ur such a Veliofski
by Who is it??? June 15, 2016
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voldo

A character of the Soul Calibur series that has existed in all of the Soul Calibur games created so far. He wields a pair of Indian weapons known as katars that act as extensions of his hands. He lives as an eternal guardian in an underground sanctum known as the money pit, which houses the treasure of his deceased master who he vowed allegiance to, the merchant of death; Vercci. after living in the dark completely isolated from the world, Voldo became blind and eventually forgot his own name and language. after a while he begins to hear the voice of his master Vercci who told him to seek out the sword soul edge.....

Voldo is considered by soul calibur fanatics to be an upper-mid tier character. This means that he can be extremely powerful if used correctly.

Voldo doesn't really falter in any particular area of combat. He has powerful throws, horizontal and vertical attacks, and his attack speed is fast. He is VERY unpredictable, and if youre playing against an experienced player, then you will learn to hate Voldo for how annoying he can become. For example, if voldo is used correctly, you may never get to hit him, and it is very easy to do this with Voldo because most of his moves are fast execution, which is a good thing because, for example, if you attack an enemy with a fast execution move and your opponent guards it, you will be able to recover quickly and guard the attack he throws back at you.

Most people don't pick Voldo as a character if they are fairly new because of how creepy he is. I mean seriously, he is one of the only characters to wear a thong (Ivy is the other) he is blind, he forgot his own name and speaks no words, only groans and hisses. His weirdness goes into his moves though too. One of his stances is called the Mantis Crawl, where he holds himself off of the ground, suspended by all four limbs and walks around like a spider. He can also attack backwards during his blind stance, which is extremely useful because you dont have to worry about being defenseless while you have your back to your enemy. Another note is that Voldo is one of two characters (Astaroth is the other) who can negate a back throw. Very useful.

Like I said, most people don't use Voldo because he is creepy and if your friend sees you use Voldo you will have to convince him that you're not gay. Of course, the simple way to do this is to kick the living hell out of your friend with Voldo.
New Player- Who are you gonna pick? I'm gonna be Siegfried because he is masculine and has a ridiculously large sword that can chop you in two like he was slicing butter.

Experienced Player- Oh Im gonna be Voldo

New Player- HAHHHAHAHAHA VOLDO???? he is such a gay character! he wears a freakn thong! im gonna kill you so easily and--

Video Game Voice----Voldo wins!

Experienced Player- A blind guy in a thong definitely knows his business....
by Captain Kiyomizu April 12, 2006
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volvo

Swedish automobile that will last forever. Pre-2000 they were very boxy, however after being purchased by Ford, their styling is much nicer. Known for having extremely comfortable seats.
My 1997 Volvo 850 GLT has 170k miles on it, has been partially frozen into a lake for a month, and can still go 140 mph. Everything works like the day it was new and it is faster and better looking than most of the ricers on the road.
by I heart beer April 8, 2007
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