Voice Fail

1. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and it just comes out awkward, dorky or stupid.
2. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.

I was leaving a message for my friend and I found myself rambling on and on... total voice fail.

by cdg_in_ca July 14, 2010

Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

by Asaf February 4, 2010

Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living withing a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

Voice Spam

Obscene number of calls made to one person by one person or organization. Similar to email spam.

AT&T has been voice spamming me all week - calling me twelve times to get me to switch my telephone provider.

by Michael Christenson August 21, 2007

voice immunity

After a period of time together, couples become "immune" to each others voices.

After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.

"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?

by Tina Ballance March 12, 2008

voice guitar

When one uses his voice to try and imitate a guitar solo, normally when alone or completely jamming out.

Bryan- "Dude, i walked into Dylan's room yesterday and he was totally jamming out to freebird with his voice guitar"

David- "No way man...I heard he has a really bad voice guitar"

by stankeyb0201 August 11, 2009

Voice-ing

Treating your friends like enemies. From the singing competition The Voice, where you compete against your own teammates.

Y'all should leave that backstabber, he's been voice-ing you since last year.

by Basilisk Eight October 9, 2011