victorious umbrella rocket

While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

by eat March 9, 2007

Vittorio

Vittorio is an Italian name that represent a person who loves holding the attention of everyone, he is a leader and he knows how to be liked by everyone , it’s very funny but also martinet if required.

Vittorio: let’s jump
Everybody nearby him: yeah, let’s jump

by Just read that meaning November 22, 2021

Victoring

When someone receives a text message, looks at it and never replies.

I texted Bill to come out but he's probably victoring as usual. CLASSIC BILL

by BD4990 September 13, 2017

Vittoria

Do not hit this player if you have moral, ethical or religious reasons forcing you to cower helplessly while someone violently attacks you, your keep or your army

i went so vittoria on the players on my battle log.

by vittoria CA February 4, 2012

Victorious Secret

A term used to define girls as blessings in disguise. Sweet, intelligent and making a difference in the world. It is the highest honour for anyone to be called a victorious secret.

She is so amazing, a true Victorious Secret. I wish I could be a Victorious Secret like her.

by VictoriousSecret01 January 20, 2014

Victorious

One of the show's Nickelodeon is currently shitting out onto tv. About what's-her-slut Victoria Justice (who sucked major cawk to star in the show), who plays a girl that got accepted into a fine arts school in Hollywood. It's all about dancing and singing at school, becoming famous and fufilling your dreams. TOTALLLY ORIGINAL IDEA, RITE? no. The acting is FUCKING TERRIBLE, the songs are all the same shit, and to make it worse it has a laugh track. Terrible writing. All around shitt show. another example of how kid's and teen's network's shows' used to be entertaining and fun, now it's just feeding whatever 13-year-old consumer whores want to be fed. What happened to good televsion?

Claudio: Have you watched that new show Victorious?

A.J.: As much as I can bear. Nickeloden is just adding to the already swollen body of unispired pablum churned out on television for pre-pubescent little girls who actually believe Justin Bieber would waste any time with them.

Claudio: ...Agreed.

by Beauregardio October 5, 2010

Victoriouslessness

A battle that is such an epic loss on both sides that the word "defeat" just isn't enough.

Arguing on the internet is a victoriouslessness battle.

by adiens July 25, 2012