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happy virus

It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.
by felicitypond August 20, 2016
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Victuri / Victuuri / Vikturi

It is beauty and grace itself. They called it a ship of dreams. It was, it really was.

It's a very touching and wonderful gay ship / couple from the anime called Yuri on Ice. It is also considered very popular amongst the fujoshi and fudanshi.

The ship name itself is a combination of the two main characters themselves, respectively Viktor and Yuuri. In the anime they are already canon considering all the events that has passed.
"VICTURI IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!!"

"Do you ship Victuuri?"

"Ah yes, the beautiful ship of dreams, Vikturi."

{Victuri / Victuuri / Vikturi are all the same}
by Violet K February 4, 2017
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Virtual whore

A woman or man making money whoring around in virtual worlds such as Second Life or IMVU.
Princess Peach is making tons of money being a virtual whore in Second Life and IMVU off social misfits. Virtual whoring has been paying her bills.
by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015
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Virtue Boner

A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.
When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.
by teh_hax December 4, 2018
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Your computer has virus

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.
John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."
by I just work here March 30, 2021
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porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
by ohthelulz August 15, 2020
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