Dingleberry

English slang name for a penis. Less offensive that cock, dick, or prick, it's used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a prick using the word penis.

"Doctor, I caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it's very sore and still bleeding a bit."

by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

deodorant dingleberrys

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.

I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

by Lindy June 1, 2006

dingleberry pie

toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.

Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.

by RealWorldG November 25, 2009

dingleberry

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

by JGB April 17, 2003

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dingleberry season

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop

Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet

by Bralph Mayoface November 19, 2010

dingleberry diving

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.

Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."

by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011