villager news

The news that we can trust.

"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

Missis Vallonei

awesome english teacher with an R moscia

Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi

by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 6, 2021

spillage in the village

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.

"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"

by Bungalow Bill February 2, 2008

Villaging

To defeat, demoralize, and destroy the opposition in a Sporting arena. Traditionally Village league Cricket.

Thats some mighty fine Villaging going on there
Top Villaging, (insert name)
Well Villaged

by Stirling October 29, 2007

villain season

The male equivalent of hot girl summer. When guys become straight up villains. Also known as the Future Hendrix lifestyle.

Drake: What’s villain season

Future: When you respond to her paragraph text with “Life is good” then block her, thats villain season.

by An Apostle of Future January 26, 2020

Falls Village, Connecticut

A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.

-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!

by aplate December 3, 2010

Expert Village

Bullshit.

- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.

by isselman2000 September 3, 2009