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vaseline city

When one globs Vaseline onto their asshole.
Johnny's girlfriend went to Vaseline city last night before doing anal.
by Realtalk155 September 19, 2016
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veeling

Gregory is into veeling, that's why he only shops at nordstrom and hypebeast.
by TRAVVIS December 27, 2017
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Vesseling

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.
I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.
by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018
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Venelina

Venelina is usually a person with a big and really good heart, but in some cases she can be a little devil. She loves to deal with people, so she often makes them fall in love with her without even her wanting to. Most often Venelina is kind to her friends and relatives, which they really appreciate. Venelina finds it difficult to show her love for people, but once she does, she is real.
- Did you met Venelina?
- Yes, she is a really good person.
by Faylinn November 20, 2021
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Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything
I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023
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Vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.
Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023
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Mississippi Vaseline

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.
by ecust July 4, 2020
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