Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012

Verbose

The one language that will make your English teacher shit her pants

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Student: yes the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read did do something or multiple things that the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death or not have the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death I possess, known as homework

Teacher: fucking verbose

by Colieeno March 5, 2020

Verbose

adding words that don't need to be there but still make the word or sentence grammatically correct

phase 1 all your base are belong to us
phase 2 all of your various headquarters now are in our ownership
phase 3 we now lay claim to the various places of operations that where once under your governorship but have now been ceded to us
phase 4 we herby relieve you of the various locals that you once saw fit to serve as conduits through which to channel
your military power and arbitrary presumed to be under your charge based on some abstract notion of human property and declare them to be amongst our possessions.

verbose

by never gonna give you up never May 18, 2021

terminal verbosity

N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.

I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.

by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006

Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity

a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.

Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?

by Tomcat07 January 9, 2006

verboten

(Adj) Excluded from use or mention.
Derived from the German word meaning forbidden.

I had no problem getting to second base with her, but the chastity belt told me going any further would be strictly verboten.

by Chiendog February 26, 2005

Verdigasm

The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.

Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009