Facebook venting is when you are on facebook posting comments and venting as you would to your homegirl, or homeboy, as the case my be.
Me and my bf broke up on Valentines day, and I was expressing myself (facebook venting) via facebook. Revealing all the details of the ugly breakup.
by JusMe_Angie March 6, 2011
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Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023
Get the Sealed Venting mug.Getting worked up over something that hasn't happened, does not currently have a high chance of happening, and yet someone is venting about what could happen if it does, in fact, happen. This usually involves an unknown number of people being distracted by such an occurrence. Sometimes, it even ends up including all people involved in the conversation even though there's absolutely nothing productive about having the conversation to begin with.
Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.
Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
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by Larkermalo March 4, 2024
Get the Green venting mug.Passing a fart back and forth between one anus and another. You gotta be gentle. You can’t just jam it in there or else too much pressure builds and it becomes a burp.
by Stacked skinwalker March 8, 2025
Get the anal venting mug.ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.
Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?
Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
by tio17 June 7, 2025
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