Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.

I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.

by FreddyGiveHeady July 8, 2009

Vegetable Slut

When you shove a vegetable inside any hole in your body...

"Come here and be my Vegetable Slut!"

by SquidsareSlippery December 30, 2016

Vegetable

Someone injured or disabled

Trent tore his meniscus what a vegetable

by GumpasaurusRex August 14, 2018

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

Vegetablist

Jeremy Clarkson’s term meaning vegan, allotment owning, organic peace fudge making hippy c |_| nts. Also tend to be loud arrogant, and thicke as pig shit. Also tend to drive electric cars that have a relatively bad carbon footprint, but they’re thicke so they don’t know.

“Motor city is slowly being ruined by vegetablists”

by Wiggyyyyyyyy February 24, 2021

Vegetable

an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents

so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!

by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005

Vegetable Soup

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.

Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.

by FugginShib March 23, 2015