The vegan teacher

A skinny ass mother fucka who is vegan and thinks the whole world should go vegan

The vegan teacher: everyone go vegan and stop hurting animals!
Everyone else: no :)

by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

VDgasm

The phenomenon of being passionately attracted to a person during online schooling

1)Man that guy emits some serious VDgasm.
2)he/she gives me VDgasm during english class.

by bang bang bang raju bai July 19, 2021

Vegan Sweat Lodge

When a bunch of people with fingerless gloves get inside of a 2014 Prius and they crank the heat all the way up, thus sweating out all of the tofu they ate causing a vegan sweat lodge. Usually in the parking lot of a starbucks or slam poetry event

Whenever hipsters need a break from their 10 cats and youtube vlogging, they like to destress in the parking lot of a long john slivers, participating in a vegan sweat lodge.

by BallzDeepMax69 September 12, 2018

Vegan Eyes

The telltale look of malnutrition due to prolonged abstinence from animal foods. Vegan eyes often take on a hollow/sunken, tired appearance with dark circles/bags under eyes.

I knew she hadn't eaten meat in years the minute I saw those vegan eyes.

by noreason2bvegan September 23, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

Forces people to go vegan, doesn't realise veganism is a diet not a religion and doesn't bother to notice that Jesus ate fish
Makes millions of alt accounts and her dog is very unhealthy
Please save Bella

we need to stop That Vegan Teacher before her dog is the next victim

by super kk slider March 15, 2021

Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken December 23, 2015