A somewhat deaf Russian who likes to rave to techno music in his mazda. At times, he may act rather clumsy, and walk into a truck. When bored in class, this guy either texts away on his blackberry or he plays pokemon on his game boy. He tends to eat way too much at every restaraunt that he goes to. Also, for some odd reason, scientists have observed his strange eating habits of burritos with carrots dunked in ketchup. Overall, having a vitaliy is a good thing to have around because he is rather tall and can reach things most people cannot.
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Get the Vitalicus mug.Professional Ukranian heavyweight boxer which was a Ring and WBC champion
The guy with the highest knockout percentage 35 wins out of 37 (34 of them knockouts), he is a fighting machine
Fights in order of appearance
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rushi Yanagisava
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Varring
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Atilla Levin (1996)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Richard Kennedy (11-08-1998)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Zorah Bujekika (13-02-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Herbi Hide (26-06-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Axel Schultz (25-09-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Paea Wolfgram (18-03-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. David Bostis (29-04-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (14-10-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Orlin Norris (27-01-2008)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rosa Puritti (08-12-2001)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Vaugne Bina (08-02-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fransua Boza (16-03-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Larry Donald (23-1-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Jamiel Mclain (07-12-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. S. Sanders (08-03-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lennox Lewis (21-06-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fabio Molly (30-08-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Kirk Johnson (06-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Daniel Nicholson (20-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lemon Brewster (10-02-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Corey Sanders (24-04-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Davarila (02-10-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Danny Williams (11-12-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Elima (23-04-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Samuel Peter (24-09-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (23-04-2006)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Calvin Broke (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lamon Brewster (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Troy Roberts (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Ray Austin (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Sultan Ibragimov (2008)
Only 33 are listed here i'm not sure about the others
The guy with the highest knockout percentage 35 wins out of 37 (34 of them knockouts), he is a fighting machine
Fights in order of appearance
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rushi Yanagisava
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Varring
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Atilla Levin (1996)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Richard Kennedy (11-08-1998)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Zorah Bujekika (13-02-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Herbi Hide (26-06-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Axel Schultz (25-09-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Paea Wolfgram (18-03-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. David Bostis (29-04-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (14-10-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Orlin Norris (27-01-2008)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rosa Puritti (08-12-2001)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Vaugne Bina (08-02-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fransua Boza (16-03-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Larry Donald (23-1-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Jamiel Mclain (07-12-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. S. Sanders (08-03-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lennox Lewis (21-06-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fabio Molly (30-08-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Kirk Johnson (06-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Daniel Nicholson (20-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lemon Brewster (10-02-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Corey Sanders (24-04-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Davarila (02-10-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Danny Williams (11-12-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Elima (23-04-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Samuel Peter (24-09-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (23-04-2006)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Calvin Broke (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lamon Brewster (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Troy Roberts (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Ray Austin (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Sultan Ibragimov (2008)
Only 33 are listed here i'm not sure about the others
Announcer: VITALIY KLYCHKO!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
Lennox Lewis: pshh, i can fight him whenever i want, i just got too much stuff to do *picks up paper* yeah, like doodling
*crowd goes wild*
Lennox Lewis: pshh, i can fight him whenever i want, i just got too much stuff to do *picks up paper* yeah, like doodling
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Get the Varalika mug.Vateli is a beautiful girl who will always stand up for what's right. She is such a beautiful girl that everyone wants to hang out with. All the boys fall at her feet because she is just drop dead gorgeous. She is kind hearted and has such a gorgeous soul. Vateli is a girl with an amazing body, curvy in every way possible. She is so sporty and so athletic that it's almost too good to be true. It's like God sent down one of his best, most perfect angels and everyone who meets her is blessed.
"Vateli..."
"Yes?"
'Thank you."
"For what?"
"For everything, thank you for being here, thank you for blessing my eyes, thank you for being you."
"Who's that girl"
"That's Vateli"
"She's absolutely, drop dead gorgeous"
"Mate I know right"
"How does someone that perfect actually exist?"
"Mate I don't know"
"Yes?"
'Thank you."
"For what?"
"For everything, thank you for being here, thank you for blessing my eyes, thank you for being you."
"Who's that girl"
"That's Vateli"
"She's absolutely, drop dead gorgeous"
"Mate I know right"
"How does someone that perfect actually exist?"
"Mate I don't know"
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