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Oh, you know, that one red-headed chick at your school that thinks shes all that but she really isn't. Jkjk... She's actually very good at singing and has this uncanny capability to be quite funny. She's a good friend to have... I mean, nothing negative can come from being friends with her, honestly. Very few know this but me and her are secret lovers. I saved her from savage gnomes once, thats how it all began... She hangs our picture in her locker. Whenever I'm not telling her how much I love her I'm crying on the inside thinking of how much I want to be with her. Whenever I text her or call her, she is desperately wishing that I was there, with her... ANYWAYS, back to kelsey. She's a good student in school, has a good sense of humor, and everybody loves her. She cries in just about every movie that she sees... EVERY MOVIE!!! (From what I've heard at least). So, to sum it all up, if I were you, I'd be pretty jealous of kelsey.
That kool, red-headed chick over there with all the cute guys around her is such a kelsey!
by peterockpeterson March 28, 2009
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A somewhat deaf Russian who likes to rave to techno music in his mazda. At times, he may act rather clumsy, and walk into a truck. When bored in class, this guy either texts away on his blackberry or he plays pokemon on his game boy. He tends to eat way too much at every restaraunt that he goes to. Also, for some odd reason, scientists have observed his strange eating habits of burritos with carrots dunked in ketchup. Overall, having a vitaliy is a good thing to have around because he is rather tall and can reach things most people cannot.
That guy over there who just walked into that truck is such a vitaliy!
by peterockpeterson March 25, 2009
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