Dirty Vasquez

Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.

Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.

by EAV7 February 18, 2021

Anthony Vasquez

Anthony Vasquez is a dude who is basically good at everything. He is charming, hot, and handsome. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. Also so incredibly sexy, if you're a girl, you will get turned on so hard. If you are his boyfriend, DON'T lose him. Incredibly strong, he looks like he's a model. Extremely clever as well.

Anthony Vasquez is a handsome being, he looks like one too. He is a human and a dude with glasses.

by Denadaquetepasachoco November 16, 2021

Camille Vasquez

A sweet angel who fights the Amber Turds of the world by objecting to all their BS

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee…
Camille Vasquez: Objection! Non responsive

by trixiekitten May 31, 2022

Camille Vasquez

One of Johnny Depp's lawyers. Truly, an inspiration to us all. Isn't afraid to put Amber Turd in her place.

Dude, Camille Vasquez is an absolute bae.

by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022

Camille Vasquez

A fucking legend

Camille Vasquez: Felt cute, might go fuck up Amber Turd's whole life today lol.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

pulling a José Vasquez

Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.

Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.

Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."

Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"

Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"

Person 2: "Nope.

Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "

by Reila February 23, 2022

Vasquez

A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.

"Hey man, that "Vasquez" so gave me the reach around last night."
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"

by PunkyG July 6, 2010