DIY Vasectomy

Twisting your testicles until all circulation cuts off and you can pull them off with ease.

“Hey, where’s Isaiah?” “Didn’t you hear? He tried a DIY Vasectomy and he’s been at the hospital!”

by badgirl22 December 3, 2018

back alley vasectomy

Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.

Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?

by soxchamps18 April 5, 2019

Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.

I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.

by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010

reverse vasectomy

Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.

Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.

by pseudonymities June 6, 2019

Garage Vasectomy

When you put a rubber band around the balls.

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"

by Reedmeister October 20, 2020

West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body

Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones

by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016

Back-Alley Vasectomy

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.

'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'

by Littlenake October 10, 2020