vart

vagina fart, muff puff, cunt grunt, fanny fluff, clit cough, pussy purr, peach pocket pop, front bum burp

I was hitting it from the back when i felt this massive cunt grunt blow my nuts. Then i smelt it! The vart smelled like an old fish market.

by daniel otway's daddy May 1, 2019

Vart

A vagina and fart mixed to make a Vart same as a Queef

After sex my girl was so full of air she let out the loudest vart I ever heard!

by Scaryone August 21, 2019

Vart

When you fart, and the fart comes back up to your labia. Feeling like a wave of vibrations.

Friend: Did you just fart?
Girl: Yes, girl and it travelled to my labia feeling like a vibration. That's what a vart feels like
Friend: That's cool!!! What's a vart?
Girl: When you fart out your ass and it travels to your labia, feeling like vibrations.

by TheBrightOne May 23, 2018

Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier name

Wow did you hear Wendy Williams juicy vart!

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier

Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?

by anonymous March 24, 2021

vart

A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.

Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch

by BucketBear January 6, 2024

Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.

That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.

by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022