Vancing

A slang term for fucking a couch to ehaculation and leaving a stain.

"The vice president likes Vancing couches the staff have to replace them constantly"

by Logan maz January 28, 2026

vanning it

when someone jorks it in class; named after the original in class jorker

"I'm vanning it!"

by vanningitmaster March 17, 2025

Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vaking

Typically a blonde Nordic sailor that engages copiously in the pleasure of sodomy during long frigid oceanic transits.

Bjorn left the motherland of Norway a Viking, only to return one year later as a Vaking having thoroughly enjoyed the time at sea with shipmates.

by Dennis Carlo August 18, 2025

mini vanning

Two in the front, five in the back.

Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.

by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..

NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024