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vacation brain

the 1-2 days before vacation when you can't get much work done because your brain is already on vacation
I haven't been able to get shit done at work today. I have vacation brain.
by juswannabangonmedrumallday November 24, 2009
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Gentlemans vacation

A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.
Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation
by GwynneTastic January 28, 2010
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pretty vacant

An entirely empty and passionless state of being.
She doesn't care about anything one way or the other; she's pretty vacant.
by Pretty Vacant 050 February 22, 2011
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grippy sock vacation

A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.

Term originated on TikTok.
"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"
by abbyrandi October 6, 2021
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The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*
That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.
by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011
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Masturbation Vacation

When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.
How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...
by Jake & Drew March 25, 2011
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Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.
You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana
by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018
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