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Vaginicles

The point at the end of your pregnancy when the insides of your vagina make their home on the outside instead. This effect is worsened, and more noticeable, for each subsequent pregnancy and is directly related to the size of the child pushing down on you from the inside.
Dude, I just went to the bathroom and noticed that my lady bits are so swollen it looked like it had grown giant vagina testicles. I need to deliver soon before these vaginicles start dragging on the floor.
by Vaginicle4 April 26, 2013
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Vagsicle

A frozen severed penis or dildo that is then inserted into the vagina like a popsicle.
"Hey honey, would you be a dear and grab my Vagsicle from the freezer? I'm feeling a little frisky."
by Shiftydouche77 April 21, 2014
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VAGINILLION

DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A VAGINILLION YEARS AGO.
by Franklinknowswhereyoulive January 11, 2009
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vaginildo

the same idea as a dildo but instead of a penis it is a vagina. Very useful for people who will never get laid.
Filippe use his vaginildo every night with his mother watching to make sure everything works properly
by dogs penis December 15, 2003
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vagintilery

Vagintilery is when alot of girls try to seduce another male or female. By showing them their vagina's
If we vagintilery boby, he will get so fuckin horny.
by CrAzy SHeep February 17, 2009
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vaginites

A special breed of people that bite off a rapist's penis during an attack
Lady 1: A heard on the news the other day that a rapist's penis had been bitten off

Lady 2: Yes, thats justice served... I'm so happy the that vaginites taught that low life scum a lesson.
by Ragga man October 16, 2010
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Vagineglectisis

The medical condition that afflicts some women that have not been pleasured recently. The symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:

- Extreme mood swings
- Excessive violence
- Lethargy / Depression

- Unashamed dry humping
- Bat shit craziness
Friend 1: "Mate, why does your girl look sad like a Hush Puppy?"
Friend 2: "Aww, she's got a bad case of Vagineglectisis... I've been too busy with work to smash."
Friend 1: "You need to give her a dose of D, she's making me sad."
by Deccers September 5, 2018
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