Vagenis

When a man does not act like a man but acts instead like a woman.Inturn his penis
shrivels up and crawles up his ass rendering it useless.There for he now has a Vagenis.

<Bob>: Hey, Why did Tom leave the early?
<John>:Because He does not like sitting around chugging beer and eating animal.He would rather watch Home and garden channel.
<Mark>:What a Vagenis.

by noravitz August 28, 2004

Vagenis

1. When a woman has an oversized clitoris and it resembles a penis.

2. When a butch lesbian acts like she has a penis.

3. A man who is such a pussy its like he doesn't even have a dick.

1. "When i went down on her i was poked in the eye by her vagenis."

2. "That vagenis is trying to pick up your girlfriend."

3. "Take the damn shot, your acting like a vagenis."

by WayWithWords May 25, 2008

Vagenie

A vagina that has birthed children

Baby mommas vagina

Bout to go get some vagenie.

She got that vagenie waiting for me.

by Daking928 June 26, 2019

Vagenis

The disgusting condition of having a vagina and a penis. Like a mangina, but cooler sounding.

Hannah found out lastnight that Bradley has a vagenis. Now they'll have to stick to butt sex with Kelly's dildo.

by BradleyHasAVagenis July 11, 2010

Vagenis

A penis so small it actually collapses inward upon itself creating an orifice.

Man, Tom was hit on my Bob today...do you think it's because he has a vagenis?

by Bronze Armor June 17, 2010

Vagenis

(n) a person who is both a vagina and penis
(n) when u want to call someone a prick, dick, pussy, etc.

example 1:
person 1: "Woah what was that?"
person 2: "A vagenis"

example 2:
p1: "dude wtf? you're such a vagenis"

by whattyie March 2, 2009

Vagenis

In hentai, or just drawings from high school whores, when a penis also has a pussy on it. hermaphroditic.

WOW. Sam drew a vagenis. That vagenis on that hentai chick really got a pounding.

by Khornate Emperor November 3, 2008