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double vac

verb \ˈdə-bəl-vak\ - to evacuate one's bowels and stomach contents simultaneously. (may also be used as a noun)
When we're done here at the park I just need to stop by home, double vac, then I'll meet up with you guys at the bar later.
by ralphwaldoemerson September 2, 2016
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The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
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Shat-Vac

The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.
Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit

Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”
by Shitskateer December 16, 2022
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crack vac

when a person sucks up the crack rocks with their pipe like a vacuum.
“i’m busting out the crack vac to get those crumbs, yo!!”
by Annoeljames313 May 15, 2021
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shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs
Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?
by airj56 April 9, 2005
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Vac Ban

Damn, dude I going get Vac banned for burning down That pre-school
by Minechief April 11, 2021
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Wet Vac

Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.

A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.
Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.

OR

Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.
by TRexSloppySucker October 14, 2010
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