double vac

verb \ˈdə-bəl-vak\ - to evacuate one's bowels and stomach contents simultaneously. (may also be used as a noun)

When we're done here at the park I just need to stop by home, double vac, then I'll meet up with you guys at the bar later.

by ralphwaldoemerson September 2, 2016

Shat-Vac

The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.

Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit”

Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”

by Shitskateer December 16, 2022

burn vac

can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum

ive been burn vacking all day. my whole house smells like a burnt vacuum

by BDANGLES March 8, 2011

crack vac

when a person sucks up the crack rocks with their pipe like a vacuum.

“i’m busting out the crack vac to get those crumbs, yo!!”

by Annoeljames313 May 15, 2021

shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs

Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?

by airj56 April 9, 2005

Vac Ban

Another word for the lethal injection

Damn, dude I going get Vac banned for burning down That pre-school

by Minechief April 11, 2021

Wet Vac

Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.

A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.

Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.

OR

Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.

by TRexSloppySucker October 14, 2010