Usman Khan

A rare type of Indian scammers who not only steal your money but also your dignity.

Ay man, be careful around these parts a few weeks ago an Usman khan was sighted

by TheAwesomeBrick October 17, 2019

Usman Saeed

Usman Saeed is a smelly G.O.A.T

Anthony: " Errr that smells of usman saeed"

Me: "So I'm the goat?!?"

by TRUPO June 22, 2023

Usman khan

Just leng and peng hes fucking sexy absolutely amazing you could easily shag him

"usman khan"
"oof hes sexy"

by The sexy kif July 4, 2021

usman shahid

A DISLOYAL home boy who always lose at sports game to you: fifa, madden, ncaa, nba, etc...
He think he so cool with his short hair and losing weightness.

But let me tell you something bout Usman.
Ever since Usman got money, he changed.

He think he on the game, but he ain't even know people laughing at him.
He don't know who he is until he had a vasectomy, sitting there holding his crown jewels looking at his mom saying why you do this to me mom.

me: ay mang joe, what you doing tonight?
joe: mang i bout to blaze it.
me: stop being an Usman, you lame just like an Usman Shahid.

joe: I'm so good at this Madden and I just hit the gym.
me: Stop Usman, you wack. You suck at all sports games and you think you so cool lifting. Yo call your laywer, delete facebook, and hit the gym.

by chang chong tyrone August 18, 2016

Usman Khan

He's a short king. He also has a sports obsession and it also gives him an excuse to wear headbands. We love Usman because he's so wholesome.

Man, he's as short as an Usman Khan.

by s-iddyyy January 5, 2024

kamaru usman

Kamaru Usman was born and raised in Texas and went to college in Nebraska. He is also a sorry excuse of a UFC fighter that prefers fighting journeymen (like Jorge Masvidal) over legit competition. Due to the fact that his fights are so boring to watch, he earned the nickname “Snoozeman.”

Kamaru Usman is afraid to fight Colby Covington.

by JJ Malibu June 17, 2021

muhammad usman

Someone who is unable to pull bitches

After muhammad usman found out no girls liked him.

by Itsamemraio July 13, 2022