He's a short king. He also has a sports obsession and it also gives him an excuse to wear headbands. We love Usman because he's so wholesome.
by s-iddyyy January 5, 2024
Get the Usman Khanmug. Usman's are the best human beings you'll ever find they're funny and humerous. He also has the kindest heart. Please if you have a usman in your life never leave them cause they're the best
They'll always be there by your side when ever u need them
They'll always be there by your side when ever u need them
by Urm_i3009 July 16, 2022
Get the Usmanmug. A DISLOYAL home boy who always lose at sports game to you: fifa, madden, ncaa, nba, etc...
He think he so cool with his short hair and losing weightness.
But let me tell you something bout Usman.
Ever since Usman got money, he changed.
He think he on the game, but he ain't even know people laughing at him.
He don't know who he is until he had a vasectomy, sitting there holding his crown jewels looking at his mom saying why you do this to me mom.
He think he so cool with his short hair and losing weightness.
But let me tell you something bout Usman.
Ever since Usman got money, he changed.
He think he on the game, but he ain't even know people laughing at him.
He don't know who he is until he had a vasectomy, sitting there holding his crown jewels looking at his mom saying why you do this to me mom.
me: ay mang joe, what you doing tonight?
joe: mang i bout to blaze it.
me: stop being an Usman, you lame just like an Usman Shahid.
joe: I'm so good at this Madden and I just hit the gym.
me: Stop Usman, you wack. You suck at all sports games and you think you so cool lifting. Yo call your laywer, delete facebook, and hit the gym.
joe: mang i bout to blaze it.
me: stop being an Usman, you lame just like an Usman Shahid.
joe: I'm so good at this Madden and I just hit the gym.
me: Stop Usman, you wack. You suck at all sports games and you think you so cool lifting. Yo call your laywer, delete facebook, and hit the gym.
by chang chong tyrone August 18, 2016
Get the usman shahidmug. May be used as a noun / verb
ex. 1
a: "YO guys.. you’re not gonna believe this… but I left my wallet in my car"
b: "what a usman!"
ex. 2
a: "Oh thank god! Here's the £15, i thought i was going to have to pull of a usman.. phew!”
ex. 3
a: "EVERYONE BRING UR WALLETS....i don't wana see anyone pulling any usmans tonight!"
ex. 1
a: "YO guys.. you’re not gonna believe this… but I left my wallet in my car"
b: "what a usman!"
ex. 2
a: "Oh thank god! Here's the £15, i thought i was going to have to pull of a usman.. phew!”
ex. 3
a: "EVERYONE BRING UR WALLETS....i don't wana see anyone pulling any usmans tonight!"
by Hamza.toofresh November 26, 2021
Get the Usmanmug. the act of trapping people to pay for you in social situations.
May be used as a noun / verb
ex. 1
a: "YOOOO guys.. i left my wallet in my car"
b: "what an usman!"
ex. 2
a: "SHIIT....oh thank god here's the £20, i thought i was gonna have to pull of a Usman"
ex. 3
a: "EVERYONE BRING UR WALLETS....i don't wana see any usmans tonight!!!"
May be used as a noun / verb
ex. 1
a: "YOOOO guys.. i left my wallet in my car"
b: "what an usman!"
ex. 2
a: "SHIIT....oh thank god here's the £20, i thought i was gonna have to pull of a Usman"
ex. 3
a: "EVERYONE BRING UR WALLETS....i don't wana see any usmans tonight!!!"
by Hamza.toofresh November 24, 2021
Get the Usmanmug. by B4ttyb0y November 22, 2021
Get the Usmanmug.