A pasty-faced geek, with few or no social skills that has nothing better to do with his time than waste his life defining every possible instance of internet shorthand known to man on Urban dictionary.com, for no reason other than the fact that he likes to see his geeky screen-name posted all over the internet.
Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?