Urb
Sorry my urb is calling me
urb
(noun) an absurd and often unsafe sex act, especially one defined on Urban Dictionary
(verb) to perform such an act
(verb) to perform such an act
Guy 1: Yo, I totally urbed this chick last night!
Guy 2: Please stop talking like that, and I don't want to know about your urbs.
Guy 1: We did a Hamiltonian Breakfast Parsnip Whistler, where I poured maple syrup into her asshole and licked it out while she filed a restraining order against me on her PS4 and an elf jacked me off.
Guy 2: You are psychotic. Please seek professional help.
Elf: ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ช๐ผ๐ผ๐พ๐น
Guy 2: holy fuck
Guy 2: Please stop talking like that, and I don't want to know about your urbs.
Guy 1: We did a Hamiltonian Breakfast Parsnip Whistler, where I poured maple syrup into her asshole and licked it out while she filed a restraining order against me on her PS4 and an elf jacked me off.
Guy 2: You are psychotic. Please seek professional help.
Elf: ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ช๐ผ๐ผ๐พ๐น
Guy 2: holy fuck
urb by 45687979876411561564boyman July 13, 2026
Urb-nerd
A pasty-faced geek, with few or no social skills that has nothing better to do with his time than waste his life defining every possible instance of internet shorthand known to man on Urban dictionary.com, for no reason other than the fact that he likes to see his geeky screen-name posted all over the internet.
Wow, I was on Urban dictionary.com the other day and I had to hunt through thousands of Urb-nerd entries to find anything that made sense
Urb-nerd by Jim Garcia aka SkanMan July 4, 2007
Urb Dic
Zlad: "Wowza, that dirty slut was taking that Hot Karl face first!"
Boris: "What is a Hot Karl?"
Vyacheslav: "Boris you need to get your Urb Dic up!"
Boris: "What is a Hot Karl?"
Vyacheslav: "Boris you need to get your Urb Dic up!"
Urb Dic by Johnny Rockets November 25, 2005
Urb-and-seek
Urb-and-seek by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005
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