Guy 2: Please stop talking like that, and I don't want to know about your urbs.
Guy 1: We did a Hamiltonian Breakfast Parsnip Whistler, where I poured maple syrup into her asshole and licked it out while she filed a restraining order against me on her PS4 and an elf jacked me off.
Guy 2: You are psychotic. Please seek professional help.
A pasty-faced geek, with few or no social skills that has nothing better to do with his time than waste his life defining every possible instance of internet shorthand known to man on Urban dictionary.com, for no reason other than the fact that he likes to see his geeky screen-name posted all over the internet.
Wow, I was on Urban dictionary.com the other day and I had to hunt through thousands of Urb-nerd entries to find anything that made sense