Definitions by 45687979876411561564boyman
urb
(noun) an absurd and often unsafe sex act, especially one defined on Urban Dictionary
(verb) to perform such an act
(verb) to perform such an act
Guy 1: Yo, I totally urbed this chick last night!
Guy 2: Please stop talking like that, and I don't want to know about your urbs.
Guy 1: We did a Hamiltonian Breakfast Parsnip Whistler, where I poured maple syrup into her asshole and licked it out while she filed a restraining order against me on her PS4 and an elf jacked me off.
Guy 2: You are psychotic. Please seek professional help.
Elf: 𝓗𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓹
Guy 2: holy fuck
Guy 2: Please stop talking like that, and I don't want to know about your urbs.
Guy 1: We did a Hamiltonian Breakfast Parsnip Whistler, where I poured maple syrup into her asshole and licked it out while she filed a restraining order against me on her PS4 and an elf jacked me off.
Guy 2: You are psychotic. Please seek professional help.
Elf: 𝓗𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓹
Guy 2: holy fuck
urb by 45687979876411561564boyman July 13, 2026